This one is simple. You see a guy hitting an a girl and stalling, doing a crash and burn, getting
shot down - in other words failing miserably. The guy leaves with his tail between his legs
mumbling "Bitches" to himself. You move in. If you overheard them talk, you can say: "That
must have been the worst pick-up line I've ever heard:)". Or if you didn't: "That must have been
one of the most pathetic approaches I've ever seen". BOOM! She cracks up laughing - she has
found a soul-mate, someone who feels exactly the same way, who understands, someone she can
share all the ridicule she has for that poor underachieving AFC and all the scorn she has for his
performance. You are instantly in a heated discussion with her about all the dumb approaches she
has encountered and pick-up lines she has heard with rapport rising like fever:) She will drop all
her shields, because out of all people, you, having approached the way you did, CAN NOT
POSSIBLY BE TRYING TO DO A PICK-UP on her:) Hehe:)
A variation of this - you see a guy hitting an a girl and she is obviously uncomfortable about it,
maybe even to the point of disgust. But the guy is still staying - either the girl is just too sweet to
tell him to f_ck off, or the guy is a true obnoxious a-hole. Or both. Either way, you move in. "Oh
here you are! Christina darling, I've been looking all over for you! We had to be at Tanya's house
like half an hour ago already, come on! (or whatever BS, you get the idea:)" If the guy looks at
you with a big "What the f_uck!?!" face, say in a matter of fact voice and not even looking in his
direction "'scuse me, this is my girlfriend". Now take the girls hand and pull her away. She is
dumbfounded to do anything herself but once she realises, what just happened... she realises that
you're are her saviour! Her hero! She'll do anything anything anything for you (not bad huh:).
shot down - in other words failing miserably. The guy leaves with his tail between his legs
mumbling "Bitches" to himself. You move in. If you overheard them talk, you can say: "That
must have been the worst pick-up line I've ever heard:)". Or if you didn't: "That must have been
one of the most pathetic approaches I've ever seen". BOOM! She cracks up laughing - she has
found a soul-mate, someone who feels exactly the same way, who understands, someone she can
share all the ridicule she has for that poor underachieving AFC and all the scorn she has for his
performance. You are instantly in a heated discussion with her about all the dumb approaches she
has encountered and pick-up lines she has heard with rapport rising like fever:) She will drop all
her shields, because out of all people, you, having approached the way you did, CAN NOT
POSSIBLY BE TRYING TO DO A PICK-UP on her:) Hehe:)
A variation of this - you see a guy hitting an a girl and she is obviously uncomfortable about it,
maybe even to the point of disgust. But the guy is still staying - either the girl is just too sweet to
tell him to f_ck off, or the guy is a true obnoxious a-hole. Or both. Either way, you move in. "Oh
here you are! Christina darling, I've been looking all over for you! We had to be at Tanya's house
like half an hour ago already, come on! (or whatever BS, you get the idea:)" If the guy looks at
you with a big "What the f_uck!?!" face, say in a matter of fact voice and not even looking in his
direction "'scuse me, this is my girlfriend". Now take the girls hand and pull her away. She is
dumbfounded to do anything herself but once she realises, what just happened... she realises that
you're are her saviour! Her hero! She'll do anything anything anything for you (not bad huh:).
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