Ross Jeffries: "Are you into metaphysics? Do you believe in astrology? Astral projection? ESP?
Tarot cards? What's that you say? You think it's all a bunch of crap? Well, so do I. But guess
what? Women eat this stuff up like candy, so I PRETEND to be interested in all of it!!! Of
course, my favourite gimmick of gimmicks is analysing a chick's handwriting. Do I have any
training in this field? Have I even read a single book on the subject? OF COURSE NOT!!! But
of course, just by coincidence, we carry the good old Grapho-Deck (you can find it at
www.myhandwriting.com), the world's best gimmick for picking up women.
All you need to do is walk into any bar or party with it, and corral the first girl you see. Just walk
up and say, "Excuse me, I know this might sound a little odd, but do you handwrite or do you
print?". After she stares at you like a bug for a second, she'll say, "Both. Why?". You say, "Well, I
got this neat little deck of cards from a friend, and they're supposed to let you analyse a person's
writing. I've tried it a few times and it really worked, and you looked like a fun person to break
the ice with. Want to give it a go?". Almost always you'll hear yes, and the neat thing is other
girls will be watching and then they'll come up to you and ask if you'll, "Do me! Do me!". I'm
serious, it's that easy."
Other gimmicks may include tarot cards, magic tricks and palmistry, the latter of which shall be
examined a bit in this online guide.
Tarot cards? What's that you say? You think it's all a bunch of crap? Well, so do I. But guess
what? Women eat this stuff up like candy, so I PRETEND to be interested in all of it!!! Of
course, my favourite gimmick of gimmicks is analysing a chick's handwriting. Do I have any
training in this field? Have I even read a single book on the subject? OF COURSE NOT!!! But
of course, just by coincidence, we carry the good old Grapho-Deck (you can find it at
www.myhandwriting.com), the world's best gimmick for picking up women.
All you need to do is walk into any bar or party with it, and corral the first girl you see. Just walk
up and say, "Excuse me, I know this might sound a little odd, but do you handwrite or do you
print?". After she stares at you like a bug for a second, she'll say, "Both. Why?". You say, "Well, I
got this neat little deck of cards from a friend, and they're supposed to let you analyse a person's
writing. I've tried it a few times and it really worked, and you looked like a fun person to break
the ice with. Want to give it a go?". Almost always you'll hear yes, and the neat thing is other
girls will be watching and then they'll come up to you and ask if you'll, "Do me! Do me!". I'm
serious, it's that easy."
Other gimmicks may include tarot cards, magic tricks and palmistry, the latter of which shall be
examined a bit in this online guide.
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